Journal that I borrowed from
Using Urban Dictionary, define your answers to the following questions. And check out the oddball results!! (Warning: some answers may be a mixture of a couple!)
1) Your name: Victoria
There are countless definitions out there that attempt to explain this rather unusual and hypnotic specimen of a woman. She is the most beautiful, big-hearted, talented, intriguing, funny person you will ever get the pleasure of meeting, trust me.
Guy1: Did you see Victoria?
Guy2: Yeah I wish she wasn't taken
Girl1: She's not that great
Guy1: Shut up Girl1 you're just jealous!
2) Your age: 15
One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex.
Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.
3) One of your friends: Natalia
Natalia is someone who is very beautifull, and you'll be drawn to her since the first time you meet her, has the most amazing smile and eyes and she has a very nice style. she deffinately knows how to have fun, very adventureous, sweet and caring. she gives out the best advice, and once you get her you won't want to let go.But ahe is a person you don't want to mess with because she can get a little mad. one of the best people to ever exist, a true beauty. if you meet a natalia, persist in staying in touch. a natalia is someone you ought to keep for life.
-that girl is sooo amazing; she is practically a natalia!
-i know, i love her, she GREAT
-lets go stalk her!!!!
4) What you should be doing: homework
You go to school for fucking 6 1/2 hours, constantly taking it up the ass (figuratively) from dickhead students and fucktard teachers. Then you go home, which SHOULD be time that doesn't involve learning shit you don't care about. But no, these cunt-ass teachers will not accept only 6 1/2 hours of torturing you. They crave more. So they unload a huge amount of this ass discharge they call homework on you. It can range from a simple math worksheet with joke you must fill in when you're done (no biggie) to a fucking ton of work containing bookwork, projects, unfinished classwork, studying for a test you know you're going to fail either way, and book reports on a book you didn't care to read. And these teachers are clever too. If you spent fucking hours on this shit and ended up going to sleep at 4 in the motherfucking morning, these assrammers won't even check the damn homework the next day. Oh, but if you forgot to note down the homework, did the wrong page, or just didn't give two shits about it and didn't do it, the assholes will ask you turn it in. All in all, school sucks, classwork sucks, teachers suck, students suck, and homework is the fucking scum of the earth.
5) Favorite color: Violet
beautiful flower or an extremely sexy girl. a flirtatious, crazy person can be referred to as a Violet. The flower is found in Africa; see African Violets and a Violet girl is found wearing hoop earrings and smiling.
Random Savillion: "Did you see that girl dancing at the club last night?"
Urban Adolescent: "Yeah, dude. She was such a VIOLET."
Random Savillion: "Those flowers are beautiful."
Urban Adolescent: "They're violets."
6) Birthplace? Queens
One of the Five Boroughs of New York City and if you ask me the most sickest borough out there. The birth place of rap, you can find your pimps, jocks, sluts, whores, rich ass holes, crackheads, preps, emos, etc. I'm telling you, queens has got it all.
7) Month of birth: August
this is the month that everyone loves.usually people who are born in this month are known to be amazing in bed...very good looking...have amazing smiles...love to be around people...cannot stand sleeping alone...music is there everything...cannot stand drama but are always caught up into it somehow....love the party scene...have very many friends....make to many bad desicions...love junk food and anything to do with chocolate...addicted to sex...and thats all there is to it
damn she beautiful.
yeah she a virgo.
so what month she was born
8)Your astrological sign: Leo/Virgo (August 23 is a cusp date)
The 5th astrological sign of the zodiac. The Sun is in this sign from July 22nd to August 23rd. Due to it being an odd number it is considered a "masculine", positive (extrovert) sign. It's element is Fire and it's quality is Fixed. It is the only sign ruled by the sun itself, rather than a planet which explains the self-centered nature of Leos. Leos are generally charismatic, warmhearted, faithful and caring people, but they can also be very egotistical, pompous, bossy and intolerant. They are considered to be compatible with signs of the same element (Aries, Sagittarius, and Leo itself). Their main body part is the heart, and the polar opposite of Leo is Aquarius.
Virgo is the sixth sign of the Western zodiac. It is the only sign represented by a female. Virgo is a low-intensity, female, mutable earth sign, which basically means that it runs through the autumn equinox. This makes Virgoans able to see both sides of a situation. (Other mutable signs include Gemini, Pisces, and Sagittarius.) Virgo is theoretically most compatible with Taurus, Capricorn, Scorpio, and Cancer. It is most incompatible with Gemini, Sagittarius, and Pisces. Virgos are usually neat, organized, intelligent people. They like to be busy and have order in their lives. They are usually not sexually promisicuous (Of course, this depends on other factors in their charts). Virgos are gifted with a keen analytical ability, which is a reason why they cannot get along with Pisces- these two signs are in opposition! Virgo sees the details while Pisces sees the big picture (Me: this is not true not only am i friends with Shania, who is a pisces, but it's actually the other way around. i see the whole picture while SOME people *cough, cough* natalia and victoria *cough, cough* only focus on tiny little insignificant details which makes me want to scream. but even though we may think differently it doesnt mean we're not best friends
) Virgos have a servile nature and like cleanliness and health food. Virgos are seen as the "Virgin", but when these signs were named, a virgin meant "to be able to say no". Virgo was also once the sign of the fertility of the Earth.
9) A nickname of yours: Coco (don't even ask *evil glare*)
1) A sexy asain girl, whom usually looks younger than she is. 2.)A type of chocolate. 3.) A soap.
Look at the Coco over there!
Mmmmm, this Coco is good!
Where da coco butter at man?